Monday, December 04, 2006

You know you are a true Scot if...........

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.
5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pureClass!
7. Ye measure distance in minutes.
8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,inyer ain family.
9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding daydate. BARCLAY!!
13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in theChurch/Chapel.
14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,Iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
18. Ye actually understand this
19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard thesewords:-
how's it hingin
get it up ye
Wee beasties
Erse bandit
Away an bile yer heid
Humphey backit
Baw bag
Dubble nugget

1 comment:

Ceallach said...


I am 100% Scot, even though my fam came to the New world 150 years ago, by way of a different country....i got it all....and have used the term wee beasties.